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Well, the spring break story ended up longer than even i thought it was going to be. I probably should have broken it up into smaller chapters over the course of a whole week, but once I got rolling on it, I couldn't make myself stop. In the future, when I have stories I know may be long, I'll break them up to make it easier to read for those who don't have time to sit down and read a novel. Sorry Greg.
Organic Insanity
Okay, this is something I've needed to say for a long time now. You health food freaks and environmentalist wackos listen up!
EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE IS ORGANIC!!!!1!11!!oneone!!!
Phew. Okay. Now let me explain. No, it will take too long. Let me summarize.
You car is made of organic materials. The composite plastics and fiberglass in your quarter panels? Those are organic. Plastics are a petroleum product, and as we all know, petroleum comes from decayed organic matter compressed and heated over millions of years. It's organic. I don't care that it's been processed and refined and did two socow's and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.
Highly processed insecticides are still organic. They are complex chemical compounds to be sure, and no, I'm not about to go drink a gallon of DDT to prove it's organic. All chemicals come from the Earth in some way shape or form. You might argue that there are 'man-made' chemicals, but what are those chemicals made from? Other chemicals that came from something naturally occuring somewhere down the line.
Organic dirt. Do I really need to elaborate on why I have a problem with this? Do I need to explain why it drives me completely insane when I'm at the gardening store, and two bags of dirt are sitting next to each other, one is $20 more than the other. The only difference is, the expensive one has the word "Organic" in the product name. HELLO!! IT'S DIRT!
I need a drink.
-J
Well, the spring break story ended up longer than even i thought it was going to be. I probably should have broken it up into smaller chapters over the course of a whole week, but once I got rolling on it, I couldn't make myself stop. In the future, when I have stories I know may be long, I'll break them up to make it easier to read for those who don't have time to sit down and read a novel. Sorry Greg.
Organic Insanity
Okay, this is something I've needed to say for a long time now. You health food freaks and environmentalist wackos listen up!
EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE IS ORGANIC!!!!1!11!!oneone!!!
Phew. Okay. Now let me explain. No, it will take too long. Let me summarize.
You car is made of organic materials. The composite plastics and fiberglass in your quarter panels? Those are organic. Plastics are a petroleum product, and as we all know, petroleum comes from decayed organic matter compressed and heated over millions of years. It's organic. I don't care that it's been processed and refined and did two socow's and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.
Highly processed insecticides are still organic. They are complex chemical compounds to be sure, and no, I'm not about to go drink a gallon of DDT to prove it's organic. All chemicals come from the Earth in some way shape or form. You might argue that there are 'man-made' chemicals, but what are those chemicals made from? Other chemicals that came from something naturally occuring somewhere down the line.
Organic dirt. Do I really need to elaborate on why I have a problem with this? Do I need to explain why it drives me completely insane when I'm at the gardening store, and two bags of dirt are sitting next to each other, one is $20 more than the other. The only difference is, the expensive one has the word "Organic" in the product name. HELLO!! IT'S DIRT!
I need a drink.
-J
Funny. Now this is what I was talking about!
But what about organic recycled all natural non-synthetic poop?
Posted by
Anonymous |
8:46 PM
Now see here, I have to disagree and loe I am far from being a pinko-commie tree hugging organinc owl lover vegan.
I believe that the modern rhetoric spewed forth from our politicians (red and blue) as well as most of the televised religion and programming on QVC or the home shopping network is not, I repeat NOT, organic.
Toxic? Yes.
Vile? You betcha!
Malignant? Hell yeah baby!
I think it is a thought process influenced from a superior race of alien beings from an alter universe where up is down and down is left. Don't worry! Dan Rather is their leader and will get all of us into the the Sheeple Corrals so we can eat our organic slop before being impregnated to carry their larve.
WHEW! Glad I got that off. The voices in my head have now informed me that it is time to sign off and go clean the guns.
Nanoo Nanoo!
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Anonymous |
9:06 PM
Massive Blog Movement. Massive BM. Feh.
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Anonymous |
3:06 PM