Traffic.
I hate traffic. I thought having a good job would assuage some of my frustration with having to drive 110 miles a day in rush hour traffic.
Wrong.
Because of this commute, I get to experience the entire gamut of commuter problems:
Wrong.
Because of this commute, I get to experience the entire gamut of commuter problems:
- I have to leave two hours before I need to be at work. I will then arrive one-half to one hour early for work, but if I leave even fifteen minutes later, I will be between five and twenty minutes late.
- For thir first two months of my employment, traffic on the off-ramp from the freeway has been rather light during the times when I needed to make use of it. For the past two weeks (for no reason I can fathom) I have endured 15-30 minutes delays on the two off ramps I know I can use to access my workplace. There's probably somewhere else I can go, but I'm not familiar enough with the area and since it's downtown, it's easy to wander into some dangerous sections.
- No mass transit easily accessible from where I live. I tried a van pool, but shortly after I started riding, four people left and suddenly we're having to pay $300 a month for van and gas. I was by far the lowest paid person in the van pool, so I made myself bailer number 5. I would ride the bus, but trying to decrypt a Metro bus schedule is about as easy as learning to speak Basque with a bag of marbles in your mouth: It's fun for the goat, but their square pupils freak you out.
- On the way home, right before I get into the little town I live in, the freeway drops from four lanes each direction to two. About two years ago they completed a big project to widen the freeway for another couple of miles. This year they decided to resume conscruction and extend the four-lane section another couple of miles. The problem? They decided to start just before Memorial weekend, so traffic going out of town is backed up for ten miles.
- Throw in your usual crazed drivers that don't want to let you over, aren't watching where they're going, talking on cell phones, putting on makeup, falling asleep because they partied too hard last night, etc. I usually pass at least one wreck and two stalled cars on the way too/from work. It's crazy.
- What's even crazier is getting to a clear section after a long backup and realizing there was no reason for it. No one was slowing down, no wreck blocking the lanes, no stall...just that someone tapped their brakes twenty minutes ago and the ripple effect ends up stopping traffic five miles back.
Bang bang.
Someone please explain this trend with men having bangs lately. Maybe I was just sheltered growing up or something, but I always felt bangs were something best kept on women and little flags sticking out of fake guns. Some of the guys I went to college with had bangs. We ragged on them. They cut their bangs. They felt better about it later.
My wife's little brother has bangs. His girlfriend wanted him to get them. I had a hard time reconciling this with my version of reality.
Maybe I'm just getting to be an old fart.
Where are my sock suspenders?
